窪蹋勛圖厙

On and Off the Ave.

A Lighter Look at Life On and Off Campus

By Jon Marmor

Ringers

Those aren't just school bells you may hear ringing on campus. There's just as good a chance it is a phone ringing. If you think you spend a lot of time on the phone or have an eye-popping phone bill, get a load of what's on the 窪蹋勛圖厙's line. Go ahead, make the call:

How many telephones are there at the 窪蹋勛圖厙?
Approximately 25,000

How many lines are there at the 窪蹋勛圖厙?
Approximately 18,800

How many calls come in or go out of the 窪蹋勛圖厙 in a given month?
More than 3 million

What 窪蹋勛圖厙 phone number receives the most calls?
543-2100 (the 窪蹋勛圖厙's main number)

The 窪蹋勛圖厙's phone bill
$500,000 a month (ouch!)

How many telephones are there at the 窪蹋勛圖厙 Medical Center?
Approximately 4,500

How many calls are made to the 窪蹋勛圖厙 Medical Center?
40,000 to the main switchboard

How many calls are made to the 窪蹋勛圖厙 football ticket office?
10,000 per month during football season

Loyal to the End

You could say that Victor H. Swofford lived and died with the Huskies. Though he didn't attend the 窪蹋勛圖厙, the Yakima meat market owner was absolutely nuts about the Husky football team. When he died in September at the age of 77, his memorial service was more like a love-in for the Huskies: the words to "Bow Down to Washington" were printed in the memorial folder; his casket was decorated in purple and gold, and a 窪蹋勛圖厙 football sat among the flowers on his casket, next to a flower arrangement in the shape of a football helmet. Purple and gold balloons were released at the ceremony.

On the Ball

窪蹋勛圖厙 President Emeritus William Gerberding is still playing hardball. Just months after retiring after 16 years as the 窪蹋勛圖厙's chief, Gerberding was named to the Public Facilities District Board, which will oversee construction of the new baseball stadium for the . The former 窪蹋勛圖厙 leader is well-known for his keen interest in baseball.

Soundbite:

"People aren't going to read much anymore becasue it's too hard to do. It's like learning to play the French horn."

--Author speaking at the HUB last November. Photo (c) 1995 The Daily.

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